things I mustn’t do before I die:
- declare bankruptcy
- have a serious regret
- hold onto the last of my grudges
- resort to eating any human bits
- stay sad about something stupid
- become so weak I am unable to poop alone
- refuse laughter of any kind
- overthink things
- cause any harm
- lose any body parts that I need (appendix: go head, take it)
- appear on reality TV for any reason
- forget to write love letters to all my great loves, platonic and romantic
- buy a Chrysler 300 or a PT Cruiser
- worry up till the end
Sweet And So Cold 